THIS IS A FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT YOUR CRUSH SHOWERS NAKED

(Source: cheese-for-everyone, via sexlusion)

ostracizedpoodle:

penguins not being able to fly makes me sad

(via athousandbabies)

nevvzealand:

i almost unfollowed someone but then i checked their tagged/me and they were hot

(via slapmytitties)

• Men: uses love to get sex
• Women: uses sex to get love
• Me: uses coupon to get pizza